Perfectly amazing. Detroit's police chief and other leaders are urging the public not to fire guns in the air to welcome the new year. What kinds of morons do they have in Detroit, that people need to be told that?
Oh, wait. I had this car once that... Never mind.
Anyway, for those in Detroit, here are the rules you need to follow to avoid being a danger to self and others when you have a gun in your hands. Firing wildly into the air is certainly a no go, violating at least two rules out of four.
If the good people of Detroit cannot be dissuaded from their cheerful custom, perhaps they could be persuaded to use blanks?